Issue 1 - The Nerdlinger Menace
A long time ago, in a Demo Center far, far away, a saga began that both entertained and horrified many. This story begins with the trials and tribulations of two unfortunate girls.
These girls entered the Demo Center looking for help. As you can see from the picture, they showed all signs of desparation. Begging for help on purchasing a computer, they needed something.
Unfortunately our future hero had not yet turned to the Light Side of the Demo Center. He hap-hazardly come into the Demo Area with no purpose. He was supposed to do something, but something troubled him.
Meanwhile, the poor girls still needed help, and the Demo Center was getting busier. There appeared to be no help for them.
Still putzin' around with the computers, Slim was no help. The Dark Side of the Demo Center influenced him greatly. Turning promotional displays sideways, not designing posters and actually turning off the Demo Software, Slim was lost.
To add more problems for the girls, Bubba the Slob entered the Demo Center, demanding satasfaction about the computer labs. Simply ingesting one of the girls, Bubba did not care about their problems.
As all of this was happening, Slim could only stand in his most provacative position, hoping the other girl would notice him. Fortunately for the girl, she didn't and at the same time, her problem was not getting solved.